My Day in Facebook Status Updates

Emily is awake.

Emily is massaging.

Emily has turned into a salesman, in order to drive more business into her spa.

Emily came home to cat puke on the floor.

Emily spent a lot of time searching fro 'Lea Michele' on youtube.

Emily made chicken caesar salad.

Emily just discovered her cat had jumped onto the stove, taken a piece of chicken, and was hungrily trying to devour it before she caught him.

Emily laughed at SNL's weekend Update Thursday, the only thing SNL has going for it at the moment.

Emily laughed at The Office.

Emily laughed at Community on NBC.

Emily did not so much laugh at Parks and Recreation. Come on Amy Poehler.

Emily convinced her sister-in-law to go see a midnight showing of 'Whip it".

Emily and her sister-in-law went to the wrong theatre, and then went to the one those people directed her to.

Emily and her sister-in-law found out that in fact, nobody was really showing a midnight showing of "Whip it" because they had canceled it earlier in the day, but forgot to take it off of the internet.

Emily never got to eat her gummi bears she had bought specifically for the movie, and now they are chillin' in the fridge.

Emily is now up late with not much to do.